Here are some Real Cool and Silly Stoopid Jokes. Check 'em out ... -----------------------------------Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.

What does mozart do now that he is dead?
He decomposes.....

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

How do you greet a 2-headed monster? Hello, Hello!